In short: Don’t bother. I just walked out in the middle of it, and the manager at the theater was nice enough to give me a pass to get into another movie for free, so technically I’m not out anything but an hour of my life.

I was expecting campy, ridiculous, funny bad. Instead, I got rancid-meat-in-a-bucket-of-egg-yolks-and-kim-chi-left-out-in-the-sun bad. I like bad movies, mostly because I enjoy mocking them, but this was simply terrible. Seriously. I can’t even come up with a word to describe how utterly awful it is.

Save your money, or if you must, go see “John Tucker Must Die” instead — even though I’ve not seen it, I’d rather encourage people to support a movie which uses MySpace in its advertising, so long as it keeps them from going to see “Snakes on a Plane.”